The War is Upon Us

shitter:

doubleca5t:
gayharrykim:
gayharrykim:
living with a cat rules. if i ever want to get meowed at all i need to do is walk into the kitchen
just walked into the kitchen and you’ll never guess what happened
This cat looks like a guy

hamvendor:

hoobert-heever:
hamvendor:
hamvendor:
hamvendor:
Everyone in porno has a cute pink little asahole with no hair or hemorrhoids. A perfect little baby starfish. Not me. My asshole is a craggy PIT
Link descending into my B HOLE
Gonna queue this up to reblog around 8am my time bc it’s not fair that only the British people get to suffer
it’s ok some of us are irish 💕
Your people have suffered enough

surfclown:

surfclown:
surfclown:
I dont think you’re prepared for me to describe what I just saw an advertisement for
like seriously sit down. you’re not ready. I’m not overhyping this I’m not being dramatic you seriously aren’t equipped for me to tell you about this even if you think you are
in the year 2023 . Twenty Twenty Three. They are making an assumedly officially licensed and officially approved Hamilton The musical game. Ok. Yeah. Right. Got that. Yeah that’s not all
It also from the looks of it appears to be banking off the popularity of genshin by being an rpg where you gamble on gacha mechanics to get party members. And said party members…are the American colonizers that feature prominently in the Hamilton musical. and they even have set rarities to them as is conventional with mobile gacha games
and once you get those American colonizers in your little rpg party, you can then roam around the world of early america and…like….make them attack people by making them sing songs from hamilton the musical at …enemies, which does damage and functions like how an attack in any other rpg would. uh. ????????
now there’s one thing I haven’t mentioned yet because I’ve been building to it. Like I can’t just preface the post with it or else it will just ruin the suspense um. This game is apparently real. Like it’s not a bit. And. It either is or it’s going to be on Roblox.
So now you know about Colonizer Sympathizer Genshin Impact. Exclusive to Roblox. I hope you’re happy knowing this because I can’t say that I am
and here’s what it looks like by the way. Um. So now you know about. This

Anonymous asked:

i went online and saw scary sex so im petioning we shut down websites. no more loud and scary sex on my tv.

cryptotheism:

cottoncandylesbo:
cottoncandylesbo:
^this guy cant handle the “PENIS FRIGHT” !
penis ensnare and penis beware,
BECOME ENTOMBED IN MY PENIS LAIR!
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uiruu:

warthog-jake:
bigredm38-2:
uncle-beanbag:
complete-trash-and-despair:
srsfunny:
So so gullible
Looks like some flimsy ass cheap plastic lol
Hemitite is an iron ore material that is incredibly brittle since it’s iron rock.
It breaks because it is made thin as a ring and any decent pressure on it snaps it.
Not because of negative vibes
In other words:
The guy that made ‘em
I work at a rock shop, we have had these boys forever but due to some tik tok trend last week we have been getting people just comming in and rushing for the bands. Not to mention when they are like “man i hope yours does not break” and I tell them they are fragile and you should be careful with them they get angry with me since the only way the can possibly break is by vibes alone and not jusy throwing your hand down on a table too hard.
you at the rock shop

BECOME ENTOMBED IN MY PENIS LAIR!

Wizard Council Provisional Spell Acceptance Application for: (Spell of Penis Lair)

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